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not a lane

Created on 2007-12-05 01:33:15 (#14393421), last updated 2008-01-29

3 comments received, 18 comments posted

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Name:Alain Mauchly
Birthdate:1972-02-12
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Q: I feel that the payroll department lacks efficiency. I started working for Umbrella Corporation five years ago, but I have yet to receive a paycheck. Is there anything you can do?
A: Don't worry, we have a committee working on it.

Q: I am concerned about the amount of explosions in the cubicles around me. I fear that I may be next. What measures are you taking to ensure employee safety?
A: Don't worry, we have a committee working on it.

Q: All the bathrooms in this entire building are out of order except for the one on the 57th floor. And there's no soap in the soap dispenser.
A: Don't worry, we have a committee working on it.

Q: Have you heard? The world is supposed to end in less than three years!
A: There's nothing to worry about. We hear they have a committee working on it.

Q: Some people kick puppies.
A: We understand your concern, and are presently assembling a committee to look into the matter.
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