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User:committeed (14393421)
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Name:Alain Mauchly
Birthdate:1972-02-12
Bio:Q: I feel that the payroll department lacks efficiency. I started working for Umbrella Corporation five years ago, but I have yet to receive a paycheck. Is there anything you can do?
A: Don't worry, we have a committee working on it.

Q: I am concerned about the amount of explosions in the cubicles around me. I fear that I may be next. What measures are you taking to ensure employee safety?
A: Don't worry, we have a committee working on it.

Q: All the bathrooms in this entire building are out of order except for the one on the 57th floor. And there's no soap in the soap dispenser.
A: Don't worry, we have a committee working on it.

Q: Have you heard? The world is supposed to end in less than three years!
A: There's nothing to worry about. We hear they have a committee working on it.

Q: Some people kick puppies.
A: We understand your concern, and are presently assembling a committee to look into the matter.
Memories:4 entries
Interests:6: antagonizing waffles (discreetly), bermuda, my boss, my job, paid vacation, umbrella corporation
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People12:afalse_creation, blessed_is_he, committeed, glassboned, inmajor, justghost, like_the_island, luckysurvivor, marknotluke, mysteelmagnolia, paved_with_good, princeamongmen
Communities4:mementomorimods, mementomorimsg, mementomoriooc, mementomorirpg
Friend of:9: afalse_creation, blessed_is_he, committeed, inmajor, justghost, like_the_island, marknotluke, paved_with_good, princeamongmen
Member of:4: mementomorimods, mementomorimsg, mementomoriooc, mementomorirpg
Account type:Basic Account

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